poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

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troylerisinyou:

troye sivan + hearing people wrong

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sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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hemogoblines:

hemogoblines:

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

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blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

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sherlockholmes:

This is my favourite headline maybe ever

sherlockholmes:

This is my favourite headline maybe ever

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