the ocean is inherently gay
Of course. How would the moon be gay if the ocean weren’t gay also?
I don’t even know o.O
Guess what I got at the thrift store
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”
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When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
Imagine if they re-released Captain America: The First Avenger as a black-and-white film…
Except for the last scene….
THAT WOULD BE PERFECT CAN WE PLEASE GET MARK RUFFALO TO SEE THIS BECAUSE HE WILL TALK FOR US PLEASE
"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.