Jul 27 20144 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 4 hours ago  ♥ 139678  via  source  reblog

greathaircut:

it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave

I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight

Jul 27 20145 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 5 hours ago  ♥ 41593  via  source  reblog

fuckupyouslut:

You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.

Jul 27 20146 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 6 hours ago  ♥ 82586  via  source  reblog

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

Jul 27 20146 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 6 hours ago  ♥ 85838  via  source  reblog
Anonymous said:
Your baby looks retarded
Jul 27 20147 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 7 hours ago  ♥ 1088  via  source  reblog

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

Jul 27 20148 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 8 hours ago  ♥ 186082  via  source  reblog
iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider

Jul 27 20148 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 8 hours ago  ♥ 347022  via  source  reblog

katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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we could have had a singing career.

Jul 27 20149 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 9 hours ago  ♥ 99832  via  source  reblog
Jul 27 201410 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 10 hours ago  ♥ 384910  via  source  reblog

wocinsolidarity:

fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

MESSAGE 

Jul 27 201410 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 10 hours ago  ♥ 85033  via  source  reblog

overlypolitebisexual:

sims 4 advertising “gay sims” like we havent been making our sims gay since the game first came out lmfao

Jul 27 201411 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 11 hours ago  ♥ 35416  via  source  reblog

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

Jul 27 201412 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 12 hours ago  ♥ 224685  via  source  reblog

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

Jul 27 201412 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 12 hours ago  ♥ 350863  via  source  reblog

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

Jul 27 201413 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 13 hours ago  ♥ 250822  via  source  reblog

seaglassandrubies:

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

The Los Angeles Angels? The The Angels Angels

Jul 27 201414 hours agoJul 27 2014 — 14 hours ago  ♥ 358152  via  reblog